Who is Paul
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The exact truth about the Legendary Paul
Bunyan is clouded in the mist of history and may never be
known. However, it might be Canada that may hold the key
to the true birthplace of Paul Bunyan. The lore began during
the Canadian Papineau Rebellion while many local loggers
joined the cause of refusing to surrender to the English
troops.
Among the loggers was a bellicose, bearded,
mountain of a man named Paul Bunyan. Bellowing like thunder,
with a huge wooden fork in one hand and a mattock in the
other, this giant bull of a logger raged wildy among the
troops. Paul's actions quickly grew to legendary proportions
and spread throughout the Logging Camps.
The legendary tales of "Paul Bunyan"
eventually made their way across the border through lumberjacks
as they moved from one camp to another. The legend evolved
and ultimately became the tall-tale stories commonly known
throughout North America.
The Stories grew a little with each retelling and over time
Paul became an inventor, and orator and even a diplomat,
all rolled into one. It seemed the more impossible the job
became, the more it became a job for Paul Bunyan. "The
Logger who could do it all". By the early 20th Century,
Paul Bunyan, Babe and his mythical logging crew had become
household names and had finally reached legendary American
folk hero status
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Babe The Blue Ox: |
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Bunyan went out walking in the woods one day during
the Winter of Blue Snow. He saw a teeny-tiny baby
blue ox hopping about in the snow and snorting with
rage, on account of he was too short to see over the
drifts. Babe remained as blue as the snow that had
stained him, so Paul named him Babe the Blue Ox. Paul
and Babe were so large, the tracks they made gallivanting
around Minnesota made and filled up the 10,000 lakes. |
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John Inkslinger:
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Paul Bunyan found John Inkslinger sitting
on a cliff with one foot damming up the Twin Rivers. Paul
added him to his crew as chief bookkeeper, surveyor, inventor
and general efficiency expert.
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7 Ax Men - Elmer:
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Paul liked to work with big men. The
most famous were his seven axemen. They were all named Elmer,
so when he called they all came running. Each of these men
was over six feet tall sitting down and weighed over 300
pounds.
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Lucy - The Purple Cow:
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Lucy, the Purple Cow, was a champion
producer and furnished Paul's dairy products. She was content,
so long as the grass was green. In the winter Paul fitted
her with green glasses to make the snow look like grass.
The year of the two winters it got so cold her milk turned
to ice cream before it hit the pail. That was the winter
Paul invented the double-deck ice cream cone.
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Sourdough - Sam The Cook:
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Sourdough Sam, the cook, fed Paul's logging
crews. He made everything except coffee from sourdough.
He lost one leg and one arm when a sourdough barrel blew
up. A load of pork and beans with the ox team pulling it
went through the ice on a nearby lake. Sam had large fires
built along the shore and boiled the lake making bean soup.
All winter he fed the men bean soup with an ox-tail flavor.
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Sport - The Reversible Dog:
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Finally, there was Sport the Reversible
Dog who was the camp pet and the best hunter. One of the
loggers accidentally cut Sport into two with an ax. In his
haste to sew him up, the logger sewed Sport's hindquarters
on upside down. This didn't hinder Sport who ran on his
front legs until they were tired, then flopped over and
ran on his hind legs. Sport's diet consisted mainly of door-to-door
salesmen and Internal Revenue agents who visited the camp.
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